High Strangeness: 2019

Tuesday, August 13, 2019

The Men in Black are really bad at their jobs

I've been a bit out of the UFO loop lately, for a variety of reasons, but I'm back to talk about a very important issue in UFOlogy that is not getting any attention at all as far as I can see.

I was listening to a UFO podcast the other day and the subject of the Men in Black came up. It got me thinking about the best MIB stories I've read and heard about over the years. My all-time favorite is the story of the insidious smiling MIB named Indrid Cold featured in John Keel's book The Mothman Prophecies.

The book that exposed the Men in Black as posers.

But as I was thinking about the dreaded Mr. Cold, something occurred to me. Like the other Men in Black, Indrid Cold's job is, apparently, to isolate people -- usually people who have recently seen UFOs -- and scare the living crap out of them. The message that the MIB deliver to these hapless UFO witnesses is a simple one: don't tell anyone what you saw, or else.

It makes for a good campfire story, for sure, but there's a small flaw. If the Men in Black were any good at their harassment, their threats would have been effective, and as a result we would have no idea they exist.

Think about it. The MIBs' only job is to scare UFO witnesses so much that they won't tell anyone about their experience. But once the MIBs issue their warnings, they have become part of the experience that the witness is not supposed to tell anyone about; ergo, we know that the MIBs exist (at least within the framework of the story), because they are part of the warning. But because we know that the MIBs exist, we also know that they have utterly failed at their one and only job, because someone obviously ignored the warning and told someone else what they saw.

Of course we know John Keel told a lot of people what he saw and the MIB sure let him have it. Oh, wait, actually they didn't. They tried to scare him for awhile with weird phone messages, but in the end Indrid Cold and his gang just seem to have packed up and moved on. They even let Keel get his book published, which was, considering their mission, a pretty serious blunder (Of course, they made up for it by letting the book be turned into a movie, because the movie seriously sucked).

So there you have it. I'm calling out the Men in Black as colossal, stupendous failures. Even if some part of me wants to believe they're really evil geniuses.

Wednesday, February 27, 2019

UFOs: A Cry in the Dark

I've been enjoying the hell out of reading all the vintage UFO literature my friend Cxxx dropped off over the weekend. Most of the magazines are issues of Search magazine and Flying Saucers (From Other Worlds), all published between 1957 and 1962 by Palmer Publications of Amherst, Wisconsin.

There are all sorts of pleasures to be found on the pulpy pages of these old magazines -- sensational reports of true UFO encounters, treatises on complicated conspiracy theories, fuzzy pictures of unidentified flying blobs, and the enthusiastic carnival-barker musings of the irrepressible publisher Ray Palmer -- but, to my surprise, I keep finding myself drawn to the sections of the magazines designed to make connections between UFO buffs reading the magazine.

In most issues, these fall into two sections: Flying Saucer Club News, and Personals. The Club News section is filled with fascinating notices like this:
  • The N.J. Association on Aerial Phenomena is proud to announce the completion of the third issue of The UFO News Bulletin, its official bulletin. Sample copies may be obtained for 25 cents. Membership is $1.25 in U.S. and $1.50 elsewhere. NJAAP is willing to mimeograph.
  • The Research Organization of Aerial Phenomena is unique in its sound, scientific investigation of the UFOs, and its exceptionally excellent bulletin, The UFO Sighter. The token membership fee of 50 cents per year is all that is required to become a member of this vital organization.
  • Important: In the last issue of this magazine it was stated that the Flying Saucer Research Organization would charge no dues. After approximately 3 months of this we find it impossible to continue any longer. The dues will be 50 cents per year.
  • ATTENTION UFO CLUBS: The National Aerophenomena Research League cordially invites all UFO clubs to inquire about this new service. The N.A.R.L. is a group of UFO clubs working in cooperation with each other, exchanging ideas and information... So why not join N.A.R.L. and help UFOlogy "pull itself together?" There is nothing to lose.
The personal ads are, if anything, even more fascinating:
  • If you have ever seen a flying saucer, or have been inside one, or talked with anyone from outer space, or have similarly interesting experiences, please write: Jxxxx Hxxxxxx, The Steve Allen Show, The Steve Allen Playhouse, 1228 N. Vine St., Hollywood, California. I am a writer-talent coordinator for the show, searching for interesting guests for Steve to interview.
  • Want to purchase, rent or borrow book by George Adamski titled My Trip to Mars, Moon and Venus.
  • Any readers who can write or know of people who can write interplanetary languages are invited to send samples of script to the Interplanetary Research Society. Readers who can speak interplanetary tongues are asked to send samples of speech by tape.
And my favorite personal ad, placed by Janice K. in Massachusetts:
  • I would like to write to anyone who is interested in the saucers, and who may have an idea explaining why they are here. I believe they are here to help us, although their motives may not be all kindness. I am also extremely interested in writing to all those who ponder on the nature and composition of Time. I would like to discuss time travel in some detail with those who know something about it. I also have a ouija board for sale; best offer.
Why do I feel so drawn to these postings? Is it because they resonate like lonesome voices crying out in the night?

Imagine being a UFO buff back in the late 1950s, when postal addresses didn't have zip codes, and the charges for a long distance phone call could break the bank, and the mail might as well be delivered by the Pony Express for as slow as it must have been. Where could you go to connect with kindred spirits? Where would you look? Who would you reach out to? Would you post a notice on the community bulletin board at the local library, or place a want ad in the "Miscellaneous" section of the local newspaper's classified ads? How long would you have to wait for a response? I have to think that your odds of making contact with a fellow UFO buff back then were about as slim as the odds of the Arecibo radio antenna picking up an alien signal from Alpha Centauri. Thank God there was a Ray Palmer around back then to provide a locus for the plaintive mating calls of countless isolated UFO buffs...

Also, I really wonder why Janice K. was in such a hurry to unload her ouija board.

Tuesday, January 15, 2019

My Wild UFO Trip

Wow, I've just gotten off a wild 36 hour UFO trip that has left me in a kind of a daze...

I don't mean I took a trip on a UFO, I mean I've been on a crazy trip fueled by some dazzling, dizzying UFO questions hurled at me from some very unexpected sources.

It all started yesterday morning, when I did a live Skype UFO Q&A call with some graduate students at Rice University in Houston, TX who have just read my biography of Dr. J. Allen Hynek, The Close Encounters Man. These Masters and Ph.D. candidates are taking a class in the Department of Religion entitled "Archives of the Impossible," and they were ready with an hour's worth of very deep, very serious questions about Dr. Hynek, UFOs and religion. It was an entertaining experience, and quite kick to know that my book is required reading for a Ph.D. level course!

Project Blue Book: Terrible UFO TV Show? or Worst UFO TV Show ever?
Sadly, I will have to postpone my full report on my classroom experience until sometime later, because this morning my strange UFO trip took a very surprising detour...

I got a surprise email from Leslie Kean, author of the hugely influential 2010 book UFOs: Generals, Pilots and Government Officials Go on the Record, asking if I could fact-check some information about J. Allen Hynek for an article she was writing for the New York Times. Of course I said yes -- Leslie has been very generous with her time when I've approached her in the past, and I was happy to be able to return the favor.

Imagine my surprise when Leslie told me she was writing an article pointing out the inaccuracies in the History Channel Project Blue Book TV series that just premiered last week! What a wonderful shock: She has as big a problem with this show as I do, and she's going to say so in the New York Times! Halleluja!!

For your enjoyment, below are the questions Leslie asked of me followed by my responses:

Do you know if Hynek ever saw a UFO himself? Yes, two, in fact! One from an airplane and one from the pier at his cabin in Canada.

Did Hynek ever crash in a plane while recreating a UFO dogfight that had been reported by a pilot? That's a big NO!

Did Hynek ever see what looked like an alien body floating in a tank in a secret facility, and take photos of it? That's an even bigger NO!
Did he ever meet Wernher Von Braun? MAYBE. Hynek determined the payloads on the launches of the Nazi V-2 rockets that we appropriated after the war, so it's possible that he came into contact with some of the "Peenemunders." But I think if he had met Dr. Von B there would most likely be some record of it...?
Did Hynek ever watch as a UFO witness douse himself with gasoline and set himself on fire? Are you f***ing kidding me? That's in the show???

When I expressed disbelief at the "UFO witness setting himself on fire" question Leslie kindly filled me in on the contents of the first six episodes. I've only seen the first, and it was pretty awful, but apparently the rest of the episodes are far, far worse.

You can read Leslie's article here. It's a good first step towards blunting the impact of Project Blue Book and making sure the real UFO story is heard.

So, yeah, I'm in a bit of a daze, and I'm not sure when it will let up... And I know for a fact that Dr. Hynek is rolling over in his grave.

Thursday, January 3, 2019

UFOs + Casual Space

What a great way for the New Year to start!

A few weeks ago I did an interview with my new friend Beth Mund for her super cool podcast Casual Space, and Beth has just posted the interview here.

Even better: We did the interview in a library!
Beth is a former NASA public affairs officer, a self-professed "space geek" (and a graduate of NASA's Space Camp!), and her podcast is an entertaining look at space science and space exploration done in a very friendly, conversational, casual style. I was thrilled to be invited to do an interview for Casual Space, because I've always wanted my book The Close Encounters Man to be seen as a science book as much as a UFO book, and because Beth is such a great interviewer I knew it would be a really fun experience. It was!

So, our interview gets posted over the weekend, and then yesterday I get a phone message from a gentleman I have never met who had just listened to the podcast the night before (at 3 a.m., to be exact), and he says he has something he wants to send me... Well, things could go off in many different weird directions after that, but I took a chance and called him back, and I'm glad I did. It turns out this man was was a former investigator for Dr. J. Allen Hynek's Center for UFO Studies (CUFOS) back in the 1970s, he had some personal contacts with Dr. Hynek during that time, and he has loads of archival material that he wants me to have. "I'm getting up in years," he told me, "and I want to make sure this material is in the hands of someone who can make good use of it."

Wow. What an honor! To make it even more exciting, a lot of his materials concern a particular UFO case that Dr. Hynek had a special interest in (and I do, too!)

I am still stunned by yesterday's phone conversation. I had taken it for granted that all of CUFOS's records and case files were stored in the "official" CUFOS archives in Chicago, but now I know there's one other trove of CUFOS documents in a different city, and if there's one new trove there may be many more. CUFOS has had operatives all over the country and all over the world, so it stands to reason that there may more private collections of documentation out there that the CUFOS people don't even know about.

I cannot wait to see what my new friend is going to send me!

Meanwhile, go to Casual Science right now and get educated!