UFO Wish List

I'm leaving for vacation tomorrow with my wife Mxxxxx, so this will be my last post for 10 days at least. There are a few things I hope will happen while I'm gone exploring the Rocky Mountains, The Grand Tetons and Yellowstone National Park:

1. I'll get a new sighting to investigate
2. A million people will volunteer to join my Million Intruder March
3. MUFON will issue me an alien detector
4. The woman I met at the MUFON meeting last weekend in Mxxxxxxxx will write to me to tell me about her experiences onboard a flying saucer 
5. Disclosure will occur (See Million Intruder March above)
6. Mxxxxx and I will have a spectacular UFO sighting out west. Turns out there are a lot of sightings in Big Sky country, I guess because the sky is so big out there, and I want to get a piece of the action. Get a load of this photo recently submitted to MUFON from a witness in Wyoming, where we happen to be going:

I'd like to believe this is authentic, but..  There's something fake looking about the antelope.