Do I Have To Beg?

Two weeks now.

Two weeks since I filed my blockbuster MUFON Case Report for the Close Encounter of the First Kind involving the lampshade-shaped craft, and I still haven't been assigned another case. I'm looking through the MUFON Case Management System as I write this, and there are plenty of juicy unsolved cases just begging for my unique investigative stylings, but here I sit, wasting away...

Meanwhile, look at what I'm missing out on:

Case #XXXXX, Milwaukee, WI: "It was something like nothing I've ever seen."
Case #XXXXX, Wausau, WI: "Three flashes emanating from nothing..."
Case #XXXXX, DePere, WI: "No joking, I actually saw a large ufo in De Pere."
Case #XXXXX, Undisclosed Location, WI: "I did not have this experience, but feel it is time it is reported" 

Ugh. Reptoids again.

Okay, to be fair, those last two have already been investigated and classified, but man these are some cases that I could really sink my teeth into. The last one in particular is a doozy... The "witness" who actually isn't the witness describes an acquaintance's encounter with a three-foot tall Reptoid in his bedroom, in which the Reptoid "clicks" at him in disgust, then dashes off. I've been clicked at in disgust in my bedroom, and let me tell you, it's not a pleasant experience.

But I digress... As I look over the open cases in Wisconsin, I see that the Wisconsin State Director has assigned nearly all them to... herself? And she lives in Arizona.

I must look into this...