Two weeks since I filed my blockbuster MUFON Case Report for the Close Encounter of the First Kind involving the lampshade-shaped craft, and I still haven't been assigned another case. I'm looking through the MUFON Case Management System as I write this, and there are plenty of juicy unsolved cases just begging for my unique investigative stylings, but here I sit, wasting away...
Meanwhile, look at what I'm missing out on:
Case #XXXXX, Milwaukee, WI: "It was something like nothing I've ever seen."
Case #XXXXX, Wausau, WI: "Three flashes emanating from nothing..."
Case #XXXXX, DePere, WI: "No joking, I actually saw a large ufo in De Pere."
Case #XXXXX, Undisclosed Location, WI: "I did not have this experience, but feel it is time it is reported"
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Ugh. Reptoids again. |
But I digress... As I look over the open cases in Wisconsin, I see that the Wisconsin State Director has assigned nearly all them to... herself? And she lives in Arizona.
I must look into this...
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