High Strangeness: Spinning My Wheels

Sunday, June 10, 2012

Spinning My Wheels

This is getting ridiculous. Also sad.

I've made every effort to get on with my first UFO sighting investigation, and it just doesn't come together. I had a short talk with the witness three days ago, but as fate would have it I called him just as he was going out to dinner. He was very nice and apologized for being so hard to reach, and said he was planning to call me in a day or two. But now it's three days later and I haven't heard back from him.

It's been almost a month now and I fear this UFO sighting is close to passing its freshness date. Any moment now the witness will start forgetting things and start doubting the things he does remember. But I don't want to keep pestering the guy and become known as "The Pushy MUFON Field Investigator."

If I don't hear back from this person by tomorrow I will seek counsel with the State MUFON Director. I fear that if I don't right this sinking ship quickly, my career as a MUFON Field Investigator may be over before it's begun. Maybe there's a reason why I still haven't gotten my MUFON Field Investigator I.D. in the mail.

Meanwhile, my daughter Cxxxx came running upstairs the other day to tell me that one of her friends from school had just posted on his Facebook page that he has just seen a UFO over his house. I need to get in touch with that kid...

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