High Strangeness: A Warm UFO Welcome

Friday, May 11, 2012

A Warm UFO Welcome

Last night I wrote to Vxxxx, the Wisconsin State MUFON Director, to ask if I could get the Username Robot Warlock for access to MUFON's Case Management System (CMS), and she wrote back to say that she would look into it! Score!

Then she wrote a very nice letter introducing me to the Wisconsin Field Investigators, some of whom have already written to welcome me! Well, one of them has. Anyway, very nice. It's a small group, though, so I will have my work cut out for me. When the UFOs start to descend over Wisconsin, as they are bound to do at any time, we will be spread pretty thin.

I assume I will be the last one called once the shit hits the fan, being the rookie and all, but that's ok. They may underestimate me at first and give me the "safe" rookie jobs, jobs I can't possibly screw up, like changing the batteries in the Geiger counter, or crowd control, but sooner or later there will be a crisis, and when the rest of the team is incapacitated and it looks like all is lost, I'll finally get my chance. Then they'll see the real me.

More importantly, the UFO occupants will see the real me... and they will know that the human race is almost ready for contact.

Almost.

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