High Strangeness: Multiple Choice

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Multiple Choice

I am now about 1/3 of the way through the MUFON Field Investigator's Examination, and I have a few observations:
  • There are 100 questions in the exam, all multiple choice, all with four possible answers
  • I have gotten through 32 questions
  • I have already identified two questions with two correct answers
  • I have already identified one question with no correct answers
  • I have already spilled pizza sauce on my cover sheet
  • There are exactly two questions about "Ethics," something that every MUFON Field Investigator will deal with on every case they are sent out to investigate
  • There are exactly 45 questions about "Special Cases" involving crashed UFOs, cattle mutilations, alien abductions, crop circles, government coverups and other phenomenon that the vast majority of MUFON Field Investigators will never experience in their lifetimes, but are really fun to think about
  • When I finish the exam, I am to send my answer sheet, release forms and cover sheet to Captain David MacDonald, the same guy I annoyed two weeks ago by demanding an alien detector
  • I'm screwed

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