High Strangeness: Photographic Evidence

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Photographic Evidence

I am happy to say that, after a week and a half, Mxxx, the hostess of the Burlington Vortex Conference, has come through with a photo CD from the Haunted Woods Tour. You may recall that on that tour, 30 or so brave souls made their way into the heart of the Vortex itself, saw some stuff, and went home.

I didn't know it at the time, but I spent the entire tour shifting in and out of other dimensions and being touched by strange light energy entities. The photos prove it.

This first shot shows me undergoing a "dimension shift." I'm the guy a little to the right in the black jacket and glasses; the one looking like he has no idea he's shifting dimensions...

Here's a shot of me -- black jacket, glasses, a little to the right of center -- getting a little crazy and trying to shift into several dimensions all at once...

Now this one is cool, because I honestly have no idea what the orange Fairie-looking thing is up in the tree above my head...

Explain this if you can: A light energy entity emerges from the LEDs of the digital recorder I'm holding in my hand. It's almost as though the light energy entity wanted us to think that it was caused by an overexposure of the LEDs, so as to appear "fake"...

Again, no explanation. I am walking through a massive tree trunk, even though I have no conscious memory of having walked through a massive tree trunk...

In this shot, my flashlight magically becomes a ray gun. I wish...

Because walking through one tree is never enough for me, here I do it again. Actually, there's so much weird energy going on in this shot it's a wonder I wasn't fried to a crisp right there on the trail. I'm passing through a tree, that naughty energy entity is looking like the LEDs on my recorder again, and it actually seems as though a group of energy entities is attacking me about the neck and shoulders, while a glowing orb sneaks up behind me on the right edge of the photo. Whew...


After that, it's almost a relief to have the strange orange Fairie hovering over my head again...
I know what you're thinking: that is a lot of phenomena to encounter in one short hike, especially with a double UFO sighting thrown into the middle of it. Well, you're right, it is a lot. But some of us just don't know when to quit. That's why, before the whole thing was over, I somehow managed to work up a dimension-shift while floating in a cloud of ectoplasm... You probably don't know this, but that's like pulling off a quadruple Axel in the Haunted Woods Olympics. Behold...


My God, I am exhausted...






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